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John Williams

06-12-2005, 00:56

Cor ...that is so last weeks news - it took me a while to get it!

But then when I did figure it out ....it's quite good really!

(anyone watch last weeks news?)

John

Alan Taylor

06-12-2005, 21:56

Ok, how about this one then?:rolleyes:

Alan Ewart

07-12-2005, 00:47

Ok, how about this one then?:rolleyes:

Now thats funny:D

Alan Taylor

09-12-2005, 19:41

Feed up with the festive season and good will to all men. Left on the beach?Try this. Use left mouse key and you will soon get the hang of it!

http://www.n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

John Williams

10-12-2005, 14:12

anyone beat 253.1?

John
(who obviously is not busy at work today! ...but feel sorry for him being in work on a Saturday anyway!)

Steve Pearson

10-12-2005, 14:29

Got 320 with a lucky first strike, went downhill from there on ......... obviously peaked too soon.

Neil R

10-12-2005, 14:34

You'll have to try a little harder than that 317.3 . Game on !!!!!;)

John Williams

10-12-2005, 15:12

You'll have to try a little harder than that 317.3 . Game on !!!!!;)

321.1!
And the poor little bleeder begged for some time to recover...so I'll give someone else a chance!

As you say...Game on!!!:D

John

Gordon

10-12-2005, 15:15

321.1, but that might represent the amount of time Ive spent playing it and not doing physics coursework... Damn you Alan

Alan Taylor

10-12-2005, 15:39

No problem, just shows some of the old ones are still the best. Interesting place to stick a score flag,:eek: i thought. PPPPP pick up penguin.:cool:

John Williams

10-12-2005, 15:45

321.1, but that might represent the amount of time Ive spent playing it and not doing physics coursework... Damn you Alan

prove it!

Here's mine!
(and it gets nasty - there will be blood on the carpet next!):eek:

John

Andy Wade

10-12-2005, 18:13

prove it!

Here's mine!
(and it gets nasty - there will be blood on the carpet next!):eek:

John

322.9 :cool:

Mind you, the penguin has had the flag in it's a**e quite a few times at around the 200 mark.
Excellent game! Straight to the favourites list. :D

Gareth

10-12-2005, 18:27

keep trying 323.5

Gareth

Andy Wade

10-12-2005, 18:50

keep trying 323.5

Gareth

:eek:
Aaaarrrgghhh! so close... 322.9 :(

Here's another angle, can you beat my lowest score of 56.5? - without missing altogether and getting a 0 of course. :cool: It's just as hard to do!

Alan Taylor

10-12-2005, 20:48

keep trying 323.5

Gareth

Dear Gareth, i have tried to send you a personal message,please check your folder and let me know if you get the message.:eek:

Gordon

10-12-2005, 23:03

there we go 323.5

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John Williams

11-12-2005, 13:46

keep trying 323.5

Gareth

Let's add some variety (mainly because I can't beat 323.5!:mad: ) What's the shortest distance you've actually hit it (zero does not count!)

72.7 ...but I'm sure I've done worse than that in the past!

Andy Wade

11-12-2005, 13:55

Let's add some variety (mainly because I can't beat 323.5!:mad: ) What's the shortest distance you've actually hit it (zero does not count!)

72.7 ...but I'm sure I've done worse than that in the past!

Didn't read my post above then?
59.5
And I've recently had a 65.3.
Yes folks, I am that bad at this game... :eek:

John Williams

11-12-2005, 13:59

Didn't read my post above then?
59.5
And I've recently had a 65.3.
Yes folks, I am that bad at this game... :eek:

No...sorry! Missed that one (must have been interrupted by work!)

And to give us even more alternatives...how close can you get to any of the marker flags (but you have to be lying down...no exactly 200.0 with a flag in your a**e as Andy so delicately put it!)

John

Note to self:
Must get out of the house, get away from the PC and get a life!:(

Did this game get put up under the title "Stress RELEIF"?????
Now...THIS is stress releif (worked for me at the peak of the adverts anyway!)
http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/

When you've finished with the baseball bat ...try the big red button!

James - Narked@50

11-12-2005, 14:51

John Williams

11-12-2005, 15:38

Cop a load of this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Narked@50/Topscore.jpg

Proof indeed that I can smack my Penguin till it hurts. http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/1264.gif

James

Very good!
But Gordon has claimed further....
http://www.bsacforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=3645#poststop

Keep trying!

John

AndyWilkes

12-12-2005, 23:37

There we go dead on 200 with flag in appropiate place:D

JamesStirling

14-12-2005, 09:50

ebay song hits the radio with mr moyles :D :D

Steve Pearson

17-12-2005, 18:24

Another funny one

I love the animation

http://eclectech.co.uk/notcliff.php

den

17-12-2005, 21:06

top game got 317 but thats as far as i got better than x factor thats for sure roll on spring

Gary Pittaway

17-12-2005, 23:36

I've just been sad enough to wile away most of saturday night with this game and got 317.3 aswell...!!

James - Narked@50

18-12-2005, 02:36

Very good!
But Gordon has claimed further....
http://www.bsacforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=3645#poststop

Keep trying!

John

Alsa no more:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Narked@50/penguin.jpg

Another top score.

James

MarkWan

19-12-2005, 18:59

Try www.yetisports.org for more of the same. It's the official website of the guy who originally wrote the game.

Plus you can download it, so you can play when you're not online.

Or for the seriously addicted, i think there's a version for your mobile phone, but i've deliberately steered clear of it ;)

Steve Pearson

20-12-2005, 18:58

How do I do a screenshot, I hit it over 500 and want to screenshot it

oh I think I know

no I don't

Steve Pearson

20-12-2005, 19:09

now this is a better version

over 18s only please, and you can only play it after the 9 o'clock watershed

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gore.htm

Steve

James - Narked@50

20-12-2005, 20:12

How do I do a screenshot, I hit it over 500 and want to screenshot it

oh I think I know

no I don't

Have a gander at these:

http://www.tucows.com/search

James

John Williams

20-12-2005, 22:47

How do I do a screenshot, I hit it over 500 and want to screenshot it

oh I think I know

no I don't

C'mon Steve ..we need that one backing up!

Oh Quick! .... look out the window everyone...a squadron of pigs is flying by!

John

Steve Pearson

21-12-2005, 09:22

Hi John

It was a flying penguin, not pig...........see

Andy Wade

21-12-2005, 18:49

Hi John

It was a flying penguin, not pig...........see

500????
I'd like to know how you did that.

I thought you meant the gory version with the huge bat that has big spikes all over it.

http://www.yonkis.com/mediaflash/yeti_gore.htm

I got 934.6 on that one yesterday. Love the land mines :D

Steve Pearson

21-12-2005, 21:01

The gory one's great, my penguins head bounced off landmines for ages.

I got a score of over 2000 on the ordinary one, but didn't mention it 'cause I don't like showing off :D

Steve

Andy Wade

21-12-2005, 21:53

The gory one's great, my penguins head bounced off landmines for ages.

I got a score of over 2000 on the ordinary one, but didn't mention it 'cause I don't like showing off :D

Steve

:eek: Pants on fire!
You're not supposed to add all your scores together..... :D

James - Narked@50

22-12-2005, 02:13

Hi John

It was a flying penguin, not pig...........see

No contest Steve, keep smacking the Penguin!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Narked@50/penguin2.jpg

James

Andy Wade

22-12-2005, 08:32

No contest Steve, keep smacking the Penguin!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Narked@50/penguin2.jpg

James

720.1?
720.1? :eek:
Did you say 720.1? And you're bragging about that?
Surely not.

Small beer.
1019.3 :cool:

http://www.diveinstruct.org.uk/yeti/yeti04.jpg

Steve Pearson

22-12-2005, 10:41

Sorry guys if you notice, mine was the full penguin, not a head or bits off the gory version.

If you want me to be really smart I'll put a high score on here to aim for

Steve

Steve Pearson

22-12-2005, 13:12

Right

Here you go.

Are we going to concede defeat guys, John, James,Andy

2997 score. My yeti's exhausted

And look..........no heads/bodies/loose bits..........just one full penguin

John Williams

22-12-2005, 14:03

Right

Here you go.

Are we going to concede defeat guys, John, James,Andy

2997 score. My yeti's exhausted

And look..........no heads/bodies/loose bits..........just one full penguin

I smell a rat!
Someone has been messing with the programme (or editting the results!)
That cannot be right!

nearly 3000! I've spent HOURS not getting must past 10% of that!

John's off for a sulk!
:( :mad: :( :mad:

PeteM

22-12-2005, 15:05

I smell a rat!

I smell photoshop

Steve Pearson

22-12-2005, 16:14

No Photoshop or editing.

Just hit the little thing and that was the score I got

You could try and edit one, and see what you get

Mines a quart Andy :p

Andy Wade

22-12-2005, 19:16

No Photoshop or editing.

Just hit the little thing and that was the score I got

You could try and edit one, and see what you get

Mines a quart Andy :p

Well, I hope you'll forgive my doubts, but after an awful lot of time spent playing the game (probably too much :) ) and never getting over 320 more than about 3 times, and you come along with nearly 3000, I just can't figure out how that can happen.
We are playing the same game aren't we?
The one I'm playing is here:

http://www.n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

After all it is only a game, but a score of nearly 3000?

A quart? Oh I get it, small beer - large beer. :D