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Martyn Ward
01-07-2006, 23:43
For sale:
St. George flag, approximately 12" x 12", complete with plastic bracket for clipping on to car window. In excellent condition, only been used for a few weeks, no longer needed due to poor performance. Will fit most vehicles and makes a statement about the driver. (something along the lines of "look at me, aren't I a tw*t!)
Genuine reason for sale: just not had enough use and can't see the sense in keeping it in a cupboard for another 4 years for maybe a few weeks use.
Any reasonable offer considered, need finances to fund new project: learning to say "congratulations" in Portugese.
:D :D :D :D :D
(me, unpatriotic? But of course!!)
Andy Wade
02-07-2006, 00:32
For sale:
St. George flag, approximately 12" x 12", complete with plastic bracket for clipping on to car window. In excellent condition, only been used for a few weeks, no longer needed due to poor performance. Will fit most vehicles and makes a statement about the driver. (something along the lines of "look at me, aren't I a tw*t!)
Genuine reason for sale: just not had enough use and can't see the sense in keeping it in a cupboard for another 4 years for maybe a few weeks use.
Any reasonable offer considered, need finances to fund new project: learning to say "congratulations" in Portugese.
:D :D :D :D :D
(me, unpatriotic? But of course!!)
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Laugh? I nearly got the beers in. Nearly. :D
I'm sooooo glad I didn't waste any valuable doingsomethingelse time watching England trying to play football.
After waiting for 30 years I know we will never win the World cup again.
Sorry to sound a bit unsympathetic but they pay these guys obscene amounts of money to play a simple enough game and all they do is behave disgracefully (along with their 'wags') and make out like they're something other than just people who can kick a ball around with a modicum of skill.
Symptomatic of our society I suppose.
Oh, how the mighty are fallen.
Again.
Oh, and when I say obscene? I mean like as corrupting an amount of money as you could hope to earn for a 'below the waist' skill.
John Williams
02-07-2006, 15:51
For sale:
St. George flag, approximately 12" x 12", complete with plastic bracket for clipping on to car window. In excellent condition, only been used for a few weeks, no longer needed due to poor performance. Will fit most vehicles and makes a statement about the driver. (something along the lines of "look at me, aren't I a tw*t!)
Genuine reason for sale: just not had enough use and can't see the sense in keeping it in a cupboard for another 4 years for maybe a few weeks use.
Any reasonable offer considered, need finances to fund new project: learning to say "congratulations" in Portugese.
:D :D :D :D :D
(me, unpatriotic? But of course!!)
Printed and put on the office door of the bloke with 6 flags on his car...ready for his return Monday morning!
Incoming greens!
John:D
We will WIN just takes time. well ok alot of time. i think the England squad should be shot before they come back and a new squad made. I want a german flag and see what people say
David Walker
02-07-2006, 16:26
We will WIN just takes time. well ok alot of time. i think the England squad should be shot before they come back and a new squad made. I want a german flag and see what people say
Oh dear, you obviously haven't understood the concept of a knockout competition! ;) :rolleyes:
David
It sounds like hes understood it - just grasped it a wee bit too enthusiastically...
Martyn Ward
02-07-2006, 18:59
I want a german flag and see what people say
Get me a Portugese one while you're at it :D :D :D
Will fit most vehicles and makes a statement about the driver.
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/dvlanoticev2.pdf
Martyn Ward
03-07-2006, 22:12
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/dvlanoticev2.pdf
:D 9 out of 10, green on the way. (It would have been 10 if I hadn't widdled myself laughing!!)
Martyn.
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