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Martyn Ward
24-04-2006, 23:58
Good evening one and all. Yes, they've left the door unlocked again so here I am :p :p

SWMBI's new membrane suit should be dropping through the letterbox very shortly. As she normally dives in a neoprene suit, she will presumably need to lose a dash of weight from her belt. Can anyone give me a rough idea of how much lead to remove? (needless to say, a full weight check will be done but it would be nice to have a vague idea).

I intend to put the spare weight to good use by walking around Dorset wearing a long overcoat and a trilby whilst carrying my violin case under my arm, looking as menacing as I can and saying to anyone who looks faintly like Humphrey Bogart: "You dirdy rat, am gonna fill yoooo full 'o lead". :D (If only I could pump a few rounds into that God awful Huge F**kme Sh*ttingstall bloke, wouldn't life be good? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:)

Thanks all.

Martyn.

Badders (Dave)
25-04-2006, 00:53
:DHey don't Dis. Huge. You Philistine!!:eek: who would look after the pigs and goats and things?:D

Badders

MattS
25-04-2006, 08:40
Can anyone give me a rough idea of how much lead to remove? 2 to 4 Kg should do it. (4 to 8 lb in old money).

(If only I could pump a few rounds into that God awful Huge F**kme Sh*ttingstall bloke...
He beat you to a lobster then!