Caption Competition!

[Keith Lawrence]

Here's your chance to put words into the mouth of the BSAC Anorak In Chief. After years of cursing it from afar I have finally actually got my hands on the little s*d, the box that I am holding is our old web server, known as "d236" -

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But the question is of course - what am I saying? Sys Admin green blobs awarded to the best entries, red blobs for any we have to moderate ;) Feel free to have your own blob fest for any worthy entries :D

Keith L

[Chris Cherrington]

"Dammit, its stuck in gauge mode again..."

Chris

[Odin]

and I'm going to cover it in K-Y jelly so it won't hurt...

[MattS]

I know I said I wanted it in my sticky little hand but smearing it with superglue just isn't funny!

[MattS]

Keith prepares the server for the Historic Diving Society

[Beanie]

This time it's personal

[Nigel Hewitt]

header("Location: hell.org");

[JimW]

it ain't brown! :confused:
it ain't sticky!:mad:
it ain't tapered!:o
it may be 'ess aitch one tee'!:rolleyes:
but it won't fit! :eek:

[Tristan Green]

"BSAC borg-administrator's new right hand man unveiled"

Sorry - coat in hand and heading for a beer after a long tedious day in the office.

Cheers,
Tristan

[Steve Pearson]

I'm sure they said it'd fit in the little slot on the side of my laptop, bloody car boot sales, I've been done out of 50p.......again!!

Never mind, I'll sell it on Ebay as a PDA GPS interface, someones bound to buy it. :)

[Gary Sedgwick]

"Stoney could never have too many wrecks..."

[Keith Lawrence]

"Come out TerryH, I know you're in there somewhere"

K

[Paul Watts]

"... our d236 server, yes it's given me years of uninterupted sevice, a jewel in our IT crown....."
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/pw1664/d236a.jpg
"...Pinnochio... who's he calling Pinnochio?..."

[Keith Lawrence]

"... our d236 server, yes it's given me years of uninterupted sevice, a jewel in our IT crown....."


"...Pinnochio... who's he calling Pinnochio?..."Now THAT'S class - he's done the pictures as well!

K

[tom_b]

http://i2.tinypic.com/syw58p.jpg

But the question is of course - what am I saying?


"They're right, you know... wrinklies and technology really don't mix..." ;)

[Adrian Kelland]

http://www.shobrooke.org/pics/d236.jpghttp://www.shobrooke.org/pics.d236.jpg

Bit of a lazy one really.

[Daniology]

"stop taking my picture and give me a hand setting the timer on this video"

[Neil R]

IT's BLUE!!!! Iwas told it's a little Black Box. :)

[Roz]

"Wendy"! (Mrs very very long suffering BSAC Anorak in Chief) "Have you seen my hard boots anywhere?"

[Paul Watts]

.."Old, Knackered and got to go.... now what about the d236? ..." ;)

[Paul Watts]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/pw1664/d236.gif

[Paul Watts]

new version, old theme!

"... our d236 server, yes it's given me years of uninterupted sevice, a jewel in our IT crown....."
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/pw1664/d236pinochio.gif
"...Pinnochio... who's he calling Pinnochio?..."

[Roz]

"It looks just like a file server, but smaller".

Keith enjoyed his morning ritual of rubbing the d236 server down with a damp copy of the Radio Times.

"Can you copy the Internet onto this diskette for me please"?

"Well, it's does SOMETHING..."

"You might as well all go home early today..."

[Tony Dwyer]

'The guy at the boot sale said it was an all region DVD player!' :(

[Keith Lawrence]

Bloody toast has got stuck again!

K

[Finless]

F* me, these dive compturs are getting big!

[Taff Griffiths]

Where does the video tape go? :D

[NeilB]

It's not even wedge shaped so won't work as a door-stop.....what can I do with it?

The computer salesman said that this would solve all my problems.....he must know about the wobbly table!

[Finless]

They said it is a server ..... but I'm an 'im .....maybe that's why it doesn't work!

[Paul Watts]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/pw1664/minime.jpg
"..Mini Me, Together, the 3 of us will take over the world, ah ha aah aaarrgghhh...!.."

[Paul Watts]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/pw1664/power.gif
"... REVENGE!......"

[Paul Watts]

OK OK..... I'll appologies now... I've done it to death, had my sad little fun.... :rolleyes:

[TerryH]

"Come out TerryH, I know you're in there somewhere"

K

Nah can't be right, you hav'nt got a mallet in your hand. :)

[Gordon]

'I told you trying to make cheese on toast in the thing would knacker it....'

[Lou]

"Now where did I put that application form for "Robot Wars"....?"