Martyn Ward
21-03-2006, 20:02
Can anyone out there give a loving home to my dear wife's drysuit?
She's a neoprene Northern Diver "Divemaster" of proven pedigree, (the suit that is, not the wife :D ) and is house-trained and very well behaved with none of those annoying little dribbles that some breeds are known for :o . She would be ideal for the smaller owner of about 5'4" tall, size 14-16 and 12 stone with size 6 feet and she needs very little to keep her happy, mainly a regular wash down and the ocassional fondle :eek: She's been well looked after and is in excellent condition with a shiny coat, resplendant in black with red pockets. She comes complete with a few of her favourite toys such as the ND blowgun inflater system with a spare hose and spare inlet valve, fiited internal braces so she doesn't get under your feet, and her own bed, well actually it's a carry bag that doubles up as a changing mat :rolleyes:
The reason for selling? Alas, my dear wife is of the school of thought that thinks that a turkey is just for christmas, not for life! As a fickle member of the fairer sex, she's set her heart on a new model and as her long suffering husband, who am I to argue??
If anyone feels that they can give a good home to what's been a trusty companion, the pain of parting company would be eased by a generous donation around the £250-ish mark.
With the new diving season almost upon us, can you bear the thought of this fine suit languishing in a dusty corner rather than being set free to frolic in her natural environment, bringing joy and happiness to a new owner??
If not, contact me NOW either by PM or email to dry.suit "at" tesco.net, (replace "at" with "@" please, I can only stand so many emails from Nigerian twats!!) and put an end to this needless suffering. (*sniffle*)
She's a neoprene Northern Diver "Divemaster" of proven pedigree, (the suit that is, not the wife :D ) and is house-trained and very well behaved with none of those annoying little dribbles that some breeds are known for :o . She would be ideal for the smaller owner of about 5'4" tall, size 14-16 and 12 stone with size 6 feet and she needs very little to keep her happy, mainly a regular wash down and the ocassional fondle :eek: She's been well looked after and is in excellent condition with a shiny coat, resplendant in black with red pockets. She comes complete with a few of her favourite toys such as the ND blowgun inflater system with a spare hose and spare inlet valve, fiited internal braces so she doesn't get under your feet, and her own bed, well actually it's a carry bag that doubles up as a changing mat :rolleyes:
The reason for selling? Alas, my dear wife is of the school of thought that thinks that a turkey is just for christmas, not for life! As a fickle member of the fairer sex, she's set her heart on a new model and as her long suffering husband, who am I to argue??
If anyone feels that they can give a good home to what's been a trusty companion, the pain of parting company would be eased by a generous donation around the £250-ish mark.
With the new diving season almost upon us, can you bear the thought of this fine suit languishing in a dusty corner rather than being set free to frolic in her natural environment, bringing joy and happiness to a new owner??
If not, contact me NOW either by PM or email to dry.suit "at" tesco.net, (replace "at" with "@" please, I can only stand so many emails from Nigerian twats!!) and put an end to this needless suffering. (*sniffle*)