Beer Belly?

[Paul Beal]

As BSAC divers we have a misconceived reputation of having beards and beer bellys. For those who don't have the latter (unlike me), now you can. I just wish I could drink mine again!

http://www.i4u.com/article4999.html

Paul

[Beanie]

Quality you got a link for useful false beards too ;)

[Andy Wade]

As BSAC divers we have a misconceived reputation of having beards and beer bellys. For those who don't have the latter (unlike me), now you can. I just wish I could drink mine again!

http://www.i4u.com/article4999.html

Paul

I like it! :D
What was that about necessity being the mother of invention?
Question is, will it fit under a drysuit?
Hey, here's another thought, build it into the drysuit, then if it could be insulated on the inner side only, the water outside the suit would keep your beer cold!
Start drinking when you reach the surface. :cool:
Wicked! :D

[John Williams]

I like it! :D
What was that about necessity being the mother of invention?
Question is, will it fit under a drysuit?
Hey, here's another thought, build it into the drysuit, then if it could be insulated on the inner side only, the water outside the suit would keep your beer cold!
Start drinking when you reach the surface. :cool:


In which direction:confused:

John

[Lisa (BB)]

And here was me thinking that there was just a load of unfit male divers around - now I know that you're all just a bunch of slim men hiding a beer fetish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

[Andy Wade]

And here was me thinking that there was just a load of unfit male divers around - now I know that you're all just a bunch of slim men hiding a beer fetish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl

Hey! Let's have less of that talk young lady! :p
I'm a fat bloke with a beer fetish. :D

[hypertigger]

i was thinking you could use it to as a hotwater bottle that you don't have to try find some way strap to your stomach on a monthly basis......

[ray]

Hi.
I'm shocked that you can even think of drinking and diving.

Everybody No's it will be watered down to much.

[Paul Renucci]

I like it! :D
Hey, here's another thought, build it into the drysuit, then if it could be insulated on the inner side only, the water outside the suit would keep your beer cold!
Start drinking when you reach the surface. :cool:
Wicked! :D

Greeet dea Andy, buut yuuu shuuud no tat soome off uuus dont ate ntil we reach the suuurface. and when weee buurrrrpppp . . . we use it to inflate the DSMB :D :D

[Paul Beal]

You got a link for useful false beards too ;)

Will this do for now?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=%22False+Beards%22+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Paul

[Woz]

You could fit a condom catheter to the end and then go for a wazz withoug making a hole in your drysuit. Just make sure you don't drink it afterwards. Unless you are Cher.

[Andy Wade]

You could fit a condom catheter to the end and then go for a wazz withoug making a hole in your drysuit. Just make sure you don't drink it afterwards. Unless you are Cher.

Or you could tell everyone that it really was beer...

[Adrian Kelland]

Or you could tell everyone that it really was beer...
Really? I couldn't give a XXXX myself :D

[John Williams]

Or you could tell everyone that it really was beer...

Well...it would be (just second-hand beer!)

we don't actually buy beer...we only rent it!

Where do you think the pipes under the urinals go to?
You know they say that lager is "brewed locally in the UK"...well it's usually more local than that!

Stars R-three (that well known English brew we export to France - that they translate and chill before adding fizz and sending it back) is produced in the back room of Andy Wade's local!

Friendly Wazz...sent to America and re-badged something along the lines of "Buddy Wazzer" ...that comes from Woz's gaff!

That well-known irish singing family (the one with three sisters and a brother) have a direct pipe to the "Coors" factory!

There's a whole cartel operating for those whose surname guarantees that they can collect "amber nectar" for export to Oz
(it really is "Foster's")

Anyone called "Michael" can contribute to the Spanish favourite!

All those bars on the Costa Del Sol...they recycle onto a shortened version of the source area...and they often disguise the taste with the addition of a quarter of lime!

There is a group of just short of 1700 people in Kronenburg who re-cycle effectively!

Sir Alec (of original Obe Wan Kenobi fame) and his family have "blackwater fever"...but nevertheless have made a business out of recycling their second-hand beer!

And their Irish neighbours - the Murphys have cottoned on and done the same thing!

Everyone else must contribute to the outlet mentioned by Adrian!

(unless you can think of any more!)

John

PS
Can you tell it's quiet at work this morning?

[Paul Beal]

Everyone else must contribute to the outlet mentioned by Adrian!



What's brown and contains nuts.....
















Delete as appropriate: Snickers, choc brownie, topic, etc etc... :D

Paul

[John Williams]

What's brown and contains nuts.....



The building I work in? :( :rolleyes:
(I work for Leeds Mental Health Teaching NHS Trust!)

Squirrel sh**

John:confused:

[hypertigger]

You could fit a condom catheter to the end and then go for a wazz withoug making a hole in your drysuit. Just make sure you don't drink it afterwards. Unless you are Cher.


ahhhh blackadder - 2nd series - 'potato' - their offering for the boys - melchett and walter when they get back from Oz hee hee hee