An Ode to Green blobs

[Alan Ewart]

These new Bsac forums
They really are great
We waste hours of our time
Both morning and late

There is loads of information
and We find hundreds of topics
about Uni's and Nitrox
and even diving the tropics

The mods are all friendly and
thankfully not often seen
cause we try to play nicely
and keep it reasonably clean

there is one thing I've noticed
im trying not to be mean
but posts on this forum
very rarely see green

So lets be a bit kinder
lets stop all the sobs
so click on those scales
and award some green blobs

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Keith Lawrence]

For that one you get some highly valued Sys Admin blobs! But please Alan, do try to get out a bit more... :rolleyes:

K

[Alan Ewart]

For that one you get some highly valued Sys Admin blobs! But please Alan, do try to get out a bit more... :rolleyes:

K


Cheers mate :D Stuck at home today :(

Still it gives me that chance to get stuck into some studying for my trimix course. Fly out to Cyprus for that on Thursday :D

[John Williams]

These new Bsac forums
They really are great
We waste hours of our time
Both morning and late

There is loads of information
and We find hundreds of topics
about Uni's and Nitrox
and even diving the tropics

The mods are all friendly and
thankfully not often seen
cause we try to play nicely
and keep it reasonably clean

there is one thing I've noticed
im trying not to be mean
but posts on this forum
very rarely see green

So lets be a bit kinder
lets stop all the sobs
so click on those scales
and award some green blobs

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Since I got a few greens when I was so bloody obvious...I suppose I'd better return the favour!

All the best

John

Edit: Bu**er! that puts you at the top of the leaderboard...just above me!

[Alan Ewart]

Since I got a few greens when I was so bloody obvious...I suppose I'd better return the favour!

All the best

John

Edit: Bu**er! that puts you at the top of the leaderboard...just above me!


What can I tell you John, If your going to blataently solicit blobs you have to be creative :-))

[David Walker]

I think we need more people with lots of blobs, so that our blobs count more and get other people more blobs quickly.... or something :confused:

Unfortunately I can't test the theory without more green blobs myself... I therefore propose, for the good of the forums, that everyone gives me a green blob! :rolleyes:

David :D

[Alan Ewart]

I think we need more people with lots of blobs, so that our blobs count more and get other people more blobs quickly.... or something :confused:

Unfortunately I can't test the theory without more green blobs myself... I therefore propose, for the good of the forums, that everyone gives me a green blob! :rolleyes:

David :D


Ah, another blob tart :D Have one from me

[John Williams]

Ah, another blob tart :D Have one from me

:eek: What???...I started it...I should get all the totally blatantly touted blobs!!!;)

He's nobbut an interloper in the blob tart game!:mad:

It is however a terribly biased game to be playing...a greenie from someone at the top of the league is worth LOTS more than anyone yet to climb the greasy pole.

See my offer made some time ago!http://www.bsacforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=744

Still open for business!:D

And about being creative...how many hours of entertainment have I provided with all those silly online puzzles?
(none of your penguin bashing for me...just moving blocks and stuff equally pointless - but nevertheless compelling)
Did you know that 45.786 million man hours are lost to non-work related games and fora in any given day in the life of the average BSAC member?)

No?
(maybe it's because I made that bit up...dread to think what the real figure might be though!)

John

[Alan Ewart]

:eek: What???...I started it...I should get all the totally blatantly touted blobs!!!;)

He's nobbut an interloper in the blob tart game!:mad:

It is however a terribly biased game to be playing...a greenie from someone at the top of the league is worth LOTS more than anyone yet to climb the greasy pole.

See my offer made some time ago!http://www.bsacforum.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=744

Still open for business!:D

And about being creative...how many hours of entertainment have I provided with all those silly online puzzles?
(none of your penguin bashing for me...just moving blocks and stuff equally pointless - but nevertheless compelling)
Did you know that 45.786 million man hours are lost to non-work related games and fora in any given day in the life of the average BSAC member?)

No?
(maybe it's because I made that bit up...dread to think what the real figure might be though!)

John


I gave up!! incoming

[Keith Lawrence]

It is however a terribly biased game to be playing...a greenie from someone at the top of the league is worth LOTS more than anyone yet to climb the greasy pole.Yup - and a greenie from a Sys Admin is right at the top of that league :) Yet another reason why it is very unwise to hack off a Sys Admin :D

K

Oh the power, the power...

[Ben Panter]

Ah, another blob tart :D Have one from me

Hrumph! All mine were organically earnt and I was near toppling JW from the top spot... and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids!

Ben

(Who to be honest is just grumpy because there is so much snow here that none of the ski trains are running)

[John Williams]

Hrumph! All mine were organically earnt and I was near toppling JW from the top spot... and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids!

Ben

(Who to be honesy is just grumpy because there is so much snow here that none of the ski trains are running)

Here's taking a HUGE risk!

incoming!

John
(who was second in the league when he sent this!)

That felt so virtuous...it is good to raise others (even at the risk of raising them above oneself (just like all good BSAC Instructors!)

Edit:
Oh - but it feels SO good to be saved by the system...can't give you any more Ben (until I spread some elsewhere!)
J

[Alan Ewart]

Hrumph! All mine were organically earnt and I was near toppling JW from the top spot... and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids!

Ben

(Who to be honest is just grumpy because there is so much snow here that none of the ski trains are running)


Come on now Ben, dont be grumpy, Green me up :D

[Keith Lawrence]

:eek: What???...I started it...I should get all the totally blatantly touted blobs!!!;) He's nobbut an interloper in the blob tart game!:mad: Can I join in and go for the sympathy vote? I've just checked and I've got a worst reputation than TerryH :eek: Somebody help me please, I'm never going to live that down if word gets out.

K

[Ben Panter]

Thanks for trying John!

[Keith Lawrence]

Can I join in and go for the sympathy vote? I've just checked and I've got a worst reputation than TerryH :eek: Somebody help me please, I'm never going to live that down if word gets out.Why thank you, thank you all :o My faith in our members, in fair play, in knowing what is "right"... and blatent Sys Admin manipulation is fully restored :)

K

[David Walker]

But I still don't have very many :(:(

*we need more "sad" and "crying" smileys on here!*

*looks at everyone with big sad eyes*

David :rolleyes:

[PeteM]

But I still don't have very many :(:(

*we need more "sad" and "crying" smileys on here!*

*looks at everyone with big sad eyes*

David :rolleyes:

You can talk - at least you are displaying three, I've only got one :(

[MattDuke]

You can talk - at least you are displaying three, I've only got one :(

Just what I was thinking! I'll remember not to post about the BSAC tables again.... :o

[John Williams]

Can I join in and go for the sympathy vote? I've just checked and I've got a worst reputation than TerryH :eek: Somebody help me please, I'm never going to live that down if word gets out.

K

No fair!:mad:

You can just tell all the other SysAdmins to give you greenies!;)

(You can probably log on as everyone and award them to yourself anyway!)

I was top yesterday...now I'm number 4!:(

Bye guys...was good knowing you...but I'll go quietly!:o

This slope is VERY slippery!:(

BooHoo!

[David Walker]

You can talk - at least you are displaying three, I've only got one :(

I was on one a few days ago, tarting really does work :D

David

[Paul Renucci]

Don't worry, there some of us who are kind at heart and good on manners. But when I blob you guys the forum message keeps saying I've blobbed you already or "you need to spread them around" hummmm.
I do - honest.

[Ben Thompson]

Ah, you can give them to me then! Although you've already given me one, and that's my single, sole solitary blob :(

[Alan Ewart]

Now listen here you lot:D

Stop hijacking my thread. I think sufficient tarting has been done for one thread.

Alternatively, dive in, have a go and add a few lines of prose stating why you should be greened :D


PS, feel free to Green me UP

[Alan Ewart]

Ah, you can give them to me then! Although you've already given me one, and that's my single, sole solitary blob :(

duly greened:D

[Ben Thompson]

Woohoo! I've now got three!