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Woz
01-02-2006, 11:16
Well me and the Brother in Law have finally realised that having a competition ski boat on the sea is a Bad Idea. Yes- the 140hp V4 engine pulls your arms out of their sockets but on a 16ft Fletcher it's just plain silly, especially as it's only rated for 90. Any boat that can get on the plane in its own length and top 70mph is asking for trouble on anything apart from a flat calm, mirror like sea.

So- RIBs. We're after one. Something eminently towable (sort of 5.5m ish) although he has a range of 4WD cars to choose from including a Disco and a rather tasty series 2 SWB landie with a V8 ex-police car engine in it.

Must NOT be orange. Ideally 4 stroke but a modern 2 stoke would also be looked at. It's going to be used mostly for dicking about skiing, taking the family to beaches (out of Salcombe) and the occasional dive. So a full on bottle-racked dive RIB is not essential.

Paul Beal
01-02-2006, 12:56
Must NOT be orange.

You Tart :D
Paul

John Williams
05-02-2006, 01:09
You Tart :D
Paul

HeHeHe!

I had a mate once who bought a nice new shiny orange-hulled, orange-tubed, orange-consoled boat. He had the engine cowling resprayed ....orange! and also coated the bottle-rack and a-frame in orange "grip-paint". The floor was painted orange (with orange sand mixed in to give grip). He even got an orange painter!

It positively glowed in the dark!
So he called it the ONLY feasible name he could think of ...until HM Coastguard asked him to reconsider......

Brixham Coastguard, Brixham Coastguard, Brixham Coastguard
This is...
Glowjob, Glowjob, Glowjob
(with a "golf" and not a "bravo") Glowjob
We are aparty of six - going down on James Eagen Lane today!
Expect to pull it off by 1400
Brixham Coastguard this is Glowjob!

:eek:

John

(What? I don't get it!)

purple vonny
05-02-2006, 18:19
Why not orange? Our club is selling its orange Humber shortly. You could wear tinted specs ......

Paul Watts
05-02-2006, 19:11
Can always gelcoat it another colour...

Woz
12-02-2006, 23:57
Can always gelcoat it another colour...And retubed...

It's not for diving but will be used for mostly non-diving family stuff. And my bro-in law does not want an orange boat.

Gareth Davies
13-02-2006, 19:39
Woz see http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=13135