Gordon Nimmo
30-08-2004, 11:37
Ouch!
>
>THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....? check out these actual cases:
>
>Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of a
>forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
>was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
>flippers, and face mask.
>
>A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
>massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>identification.
>
>Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up
>in the middle of a forest fire.
>
>It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
>coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
>the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
>very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
>site of the forest fire.
>
>You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
>the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
>the air.
>
>Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>___________________________________________
>
>THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....? check out these actual cases:
>
>Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of a
>forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
>was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
>flippers, and face mask.
>
>A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
>massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
>identification.
>
>Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up
>in the middle of a forest fire.
>
>It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
>coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
>the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
>very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
>site of the forest fire.
>
>You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
>the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
>the air.
>
>Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>___________________________________________